Thursday, June 4, 2009

Bill Killed

David Carradine was found dead today in Bangkok. Weird, huh? I actually remember him on the series "Kung Fu". Most kids these days will remember him as Bill from Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill" and "Kill Bill 2". The details of his demise are a bit sketchy but it may have been a suicide, perhaps a hanging. Too bad... it only seems fitting that he'd go via the five point palm-exploding heart technique.

UPDATE - Am I reading this right? The maid found him naked, with rope from the curtains around his neck and his balls? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?!

UPDATED UPDATE - Now the BBC is saying that he "was found with a cord around his neck and 'other parts of his body.'" Hmm, sounds like someone reworded some headlines. So for future reference, when the news says "other parts of his body", they mean your balls. Duly noted.

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